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Five star restaurant
Contributed by
randyjohnson
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Thursday, 12th April 2007 @ 05:46:50 AM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
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My arms, legs and ribs have been broken and I'm wearing a neck collar.
It happened when I went to a five star restaurant and was charged three hundred dollars.
All my wife and I had were a couple of steaks.
When I told the owner that I didn't have enough money, a lot of bones started to break.
He dumped a pot of linguini and clams over my head and then jabbed me in the **** with a fork.
He burned my hands on his stove and I started crying like a little dork.
He started beating me and he wouldn't quit.
He beat me so hard that it made me ****.
You may be laughing at me, you may think it's funny.
But you won't find it so amusing if you ever go to that restaurant without enough money.
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randyjohnson
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2007-04-12 05:46:50]
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Re: Five star restaurant
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by desireemiote on
Thursday, 12th April 2007 @ 06:49:51 AM AEST
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this is very fun and cute. You should try something more expressive of your soul and don't worry about rhyming. Freestyle poetry is about the best thing that ever happen to the writer in me.
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