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Keep your eyes on the damn road!
Contributed by
randyjohnson
on
Saturday, 7th July 2007 @ 11:08:31 PM in AEST
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When we go cruising with your girlfriend, I don't like how you drive.
You always watch her big boobs instead of the road and we're lucky to be alive.
Keep your eyes on the damn road and not on her chest!
The cops keep pulling us over for wreckless driving and putting you under arrest.
You had to pay for a hog you hit last week and now we're going to have to eat a lot of pork.
At first you refused to pay for the hog and that farmer jabbed you in the **** with a pitchfork.
I just learned that you've been risking our lives because of kleenex tissue in a brassiere.
You just blessed out your girlfriend and she gave you a swift kick in the rear.
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2007-07-07 23:08:31]
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Re: Keep your eyes on the damn road!
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by needledancing on
Wednesday, 11th July 2007 @ 02:42:36 AM AEST
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A cute sentiment....I see some humour in the risking ones life for a brassiere full of kleenex.
It speaks well to men who forget to look at the total picture.
Reminds me of a song way back....goes...Keep your mind on your driving, keep your hands on the wheel, keep your snoopy eyes on the road ahead,
We're havin fun, sitting in the back seat kissin and a huggin with Fred.
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