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Mr. Bad News

Contributed by Reason-rhymer on Wednesday, 22nd August 2007 @ 05:31:24 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

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Mr. Bad News

Hes a bad news bear for breakfast,
eats your "cheerios" up for lunch.
If you take him out for dinner,
all he ever does is punch.

Hes expert at spreading rumors,
tells you everything is bad.
He whispers about the neighbor,
"Oh, his kids are all so sad!"

You point out a pretty lady,
you say "her hair it looks so nice,"
hes got to say some nasty thing,
"Dont you know, that she has lice?

He will list you all the bad news,
tells you his dog just bit the dust,
how his wife slept with the postman,
how theres no one you can trust".

You tell him that he has some hope
you say "look its a beautiful day."
He tells you "but its way too hot!",
that he has no time to play.

Of course, he reads all the papers,
tells you how so and so just died,
informs you about the plane crash,
"Imagine; how everyone was fried!"

He complains that hes not working.
you inform him about a job.
He says "No, I wouldnt want it",
how the boss is such a slob.

Always gets up on the bad side,
every damn morning, noon and night.
He tells you hes got nobody,
how nobody treats him right.

He brags to you, that hes "bankrupt."
You answer -- "Well, that is so true!",
"Its nothing bout the bills you owe,
its everything about you"

You shove him in to a corner,
your forehead veins about to pop,
put your hands round his neck and scream;

"Are you ever gonna stop?!"

Reasonrhymer

Copyright © Reason-rhymer ... [ 2007-08-22 17:31:24]
(Date/Time posted on site)

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