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False Teeth Are Your Friend
Contributed by
adreana
on
Thursday, 30th August 2007 @ 07:10:20 AM in AEST
Topic:
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Mama ain't brushed her teeth
Since she was sixteen
And she don't know nothin' 'bout floss
She never washed her mouth
With Listerine
40 years later, she's payin the cost
Oh, DENTURES!
They're gonna help you smile!
Since you ain't been able to
For quite some while
They're made with resin
So they almost feel real
So why brush your teeth?
When they have such appeal?
When I was a girl
My grandpa had some
He'd take em out and chase me
We'd run around
While they dripped drool
Folks probably thought he was crazy
One of these days
I might have some too
Unless I clean my teeth
Through and through
Oh, DENTURES!
They're gonna help you smile!
Since you ain't been able to
For quite some while
They're made with resin
So they almost feel real
So why brush your teeth?
When they have such appeal?
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adreana
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Re: False Teeth Are Your Friend
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by catz77 on
Thursday, 30th August 2007 @ 07:15:35 AM AEST
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i like the metaphor you portrayed in this
great poem
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Re: False Teeth Are Your Friend
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by Moonshine on
Thursday, 30th August 2007 @ 11:31:06 AM AEST
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| Lol. Interesting poem. |
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Re: False Teeth Are Your Friend
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by zenith66 on
Thursday, 30th August 2007 @ 12:41:51 PM AEST
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lol this is a fantastic piece, nice pacing and i really loved the comedic flare..
oh and it was kinda funny....lol
brilliant!!!
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Re: False Teeth Are Your Friend
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by Former_Member on
Wednesday, 12th September 2007 @ 03:52:45 AM AEST
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LOL
Great story!
and TOO funny! |
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Re: False Teeth Are Your Friend
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by Harmony on
Saturday, 22nd December 2007 @ 10:13:34 AM AEST
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| But clean your teeth dear even though they maybe good to play with |
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