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Mamas boy

Contributed by Jenn2004 on Wednesday, 17th October 2007 @ 06:04:48 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



I lost my man to somebody else,
I couldnt understand why myself,
I didnt lose him cause i wasnt pretty enough,
I didnt lose him cause things got rough,
I didnt lose him cause he was cheatin,
But when i lost him, i felt like i got beatin,
But from now on i dont want another man
that i lost to his mother,

Chorus
Like my friend said before,
"You cant do nothing with them Mamas boys",
i guess its true,
A mamas boy will never luv you,
Mamas boy is too much in love with his mother,
If you have a mamas boy, u better get rid of that brother

When i met him, he was giving his mom his check,
I should of known from the start it was going to be a train wreck,
all he did was stay in his room,
at Halloween his mom was a witch and i wondered where was her broom,

Chorus

My ex had his own servent in his home,
he never had to do anything on his own,
mama would run out and buy him Mickey ds and his cigarettes,
after that she would ask him what is he going to pay next,
She got mad cause he went out and bought a Xbox,
Man u should of seen her, she got so hot,
Mamas boy couldnt buy me an engagement ring
Mommy told him he had a house to pay for,
I guess thats the price u pay when u hand money to that whore,

Chorus


It never bothered him that his money was going to food and thrift stores,
and u wonder why nobody wants to be with you anymore,
all youll ever be is your mamas money tree,
your ***** got old along time ago with me,

And ladies if you ever get a "Mamas boy", please run the other way,
and please dont forget what i have to say.

Chorus







Copyright © Jenn2004 ... [ 2007-10-17 06:04:48]
(Date/Time posted on site)





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