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THE MISGUIDED PATRIOT FARMYARD PLOT!
Contributed by
steeleyes
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Wednesday, 17th October 2007 @ 06:22:25 PM in AEST
Topic:
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Misfired Patriot missile hits farm in Qatar Reuters - Tuesday, October 16, 2007
WASHINGTON - U.S. forces in Qatar accidentally fired a Patriot missile at a farm in the Gulf Arab state but caused no injuries, the Pentagon said on Tuesday.
The U.S. military is investigating the missile launch, first reported by Al Jazeera television. The Patriot is an anti-missile system.
'Those things are not supposed to accidentally discharge,' said Pentagon spokesman Bryan Whitman. 'It was not supposed to happen.'
Whitman said the missile was fired into an unpopulated farm area.
Calm down folks! Theres no need for alarm! Our misguided patriot only hit a farm Yes, I know we flew a nuke across the states and in our hands lie all your fates
But you know you can trust us, course you can! Look at the Commander in Chief, hes the man He may sometimes seem cock-eyed but thats just a squint I tell you his brain is FIXED! Its in a splint!
Of course you can trust us even though we lied And Im sure our WMD are now hog-tied! The world all hates us and Iraq is a mess But you feel safer now you have to confess
You have to confess cause weve got you on tape And if you refuse to do it well accuse you of rape Come on, say it... for Big Brother, please If not well blindfold you down on your knees
Waterboardings not torture. Do you like water sports? Now say what we want, don't believe the reports! Everythings lovely! Were safe and secure! Now, whats that smell...? Farmyard manure...?
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Re: THE MISGUIDED PATRIOT FARMYARD PLOT!
(User Rating: 1 ) by deadheadpoet on
Wednesday, 17th October 2007 @ 10:51:02 PM AEST (User
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OMFG Hee Hee Wow what screw-ups. America does something totally messed up, and it's "oops, sorry, that wasn't supposed to happen". Bull. Good write, my friend.
Peace to you,
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