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my christmas joke
Contributed by
lostrelic
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Thursday, 27th December 2007 @ 12:54:08 PM in AEST
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well another year and a ton of wasted dollars
uncle toms watching old dvd's he hasn't left since the dinner
the in laws still calling with wishes of joy
how many cards must lay on the floor
bought the wrong gift and the wife is still drunk
mumbling something about sleeping on the couch
kids are not talking no i pod this year
between a bike and computer my account i still fear
boss is still mad i may have gotten a little drunk
i called him a grinch and punched him in the mouth
i kissed his sectary the new one that just started
i didn't know it was his youngest daughter
man the hangover i woke up under the tree
i had a wrapped gift for my wife the kids were not pleased
my car was on the lawn rudolph was smashed in bits
you wouldn't believe were a plastic santa would fit
oh and her mother that old battered hag
the words that i said but really honey i wont brag
oh god new years that night might be better
homeless on the street who can i bother
while i pack my bags and say a good night
merry christmas to all and to all a good night
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Re: my christmas joke
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by ladyfawn on
Friday, 28th December 2007 @ 09:41:54 AM AEST
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i hope it wasnt all that bad lol, very cute and clever...
love n' hugs nessa |
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