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when i walked into
Contributed by
JohnYamrus
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Tuesday, 8th January 2008 @ 01:57:15 PM in AEST
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when i walked into
the waiting room at the dentists there was only one seat open
i took it, grabbed a copy of Newsweek and tried to hide my face.
but, before i even opened the magazine this guy on my right starts talking:
used to play guitar once
years ago, when i was a kid. i was pretty good at it, too!
knowing it was useless, i put down the magazine and turned toward him.
he was an ordinary kind of guy maybe 50.
it was a great way to pick up women.
i met all sorts of women when i was playing guitar.
thats how i met my wife.
just then they called my name and i stood up.
he reached for my magazine and said:
yep, its been years since i played guitar.
now, i play second fiddle.
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Re: when i walked into
(User Rating: 1 ) by emystar on
Tuesday, 8th January 2008 @ 06:46:36 PM AEST (User
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Hilarious in an irronic way.
thanks for checking out my work.
huggs, smiles,
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Re: when i walked into
(User Rating: 1 ) by ki on
Wednesday, 9th January 2008 @ 12:28:03 AM AEST (User
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ur so funny John...this is a creative hoot!! |
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