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Mishap Monday

Contributed by shelby on Wednesday, 7th May 2008 @ 06:58:49 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



Woke up to the birds singing
just outside the window.
Sun shining bright
azure blue painted in the sky.

Today is the day
I will get lots done.
Grabbed my cup of coffee
I was up and on the run.

I the multi tasker
had projects going on
laundry in the washer
talkin on the phone.

Spraying cleaning in one bathroom
upstairs to do the same
loaded up the dishwasher
sweep and mop the floor.

Then at once it happened
dropped the bottle on my foot
yelled like heck cause it smashed
I did not want to look.

Little while later
dropped a can on my right big toe
it started to turn purple
my going began to get super slow.

I was up and down the stairs
and had two little helpers
we all had a collison
I fell almost all the way down.

Two doggies looked all sad
as I picked myself off the floor
went into the kitchen
there were bubbles allover the floor.

Dishwasher spewing bubbles
I could not believe my eyes
Back to get a towel
came back down slipped and fell.

Now back in younger years
I could do the splits
yesterdays was an accident
as I skidded and cracked my shin bone(corner of the door)

By then I had tears swelling
I did not know which hurt worse
I thought somehow someway
all the sudden I was under a curse.

Then I started laughing
tis a mishap monday is true
bubbles allover the floor
Michelle turning black and blue

(in more spots than one)

so yes I shared my Monday
and I hope I made you smile
the best of the worst Mishap Mondays
I have had in a long while.

( do not want to do it again )

LOL

~Michelle~




Copyright © shelby ... [ 2008-05-07 06:58:49]
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Re: Mishap Monday (User Rating: 1 )
by yangdantien on Wednesday, 7th May 2008 @ 10:59:32 AM AEST
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I love this a slice of you so neat and folded and hardly noticed till I tripped and fell head first into joy. Michelle you are prolific and with cause you have explored many lifetimes in this life. Lovely...

Peace
AJ


Re: Mishap Monday (User Rating: 1 )
by Jenni_K on Wednesday, 7th May 2008 @ 12:57:11 PM AEST
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LOL...this is so cute..... I was smiling all through it.... Hope the rest of the week goes well for you..
Hugs
Jenni




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