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Fave Pies
Contributed by
texasw97
on
Monday, 19th May 2008 @ 06:42:40 AM in AEST
Topic:
secrets
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Its not hard to tell that Im a big man
But did you know I got this way on a special diet
I must admit I didnt have this planned
But whenever Im off of it I start a riot
It all began when I was a little kid
I saw my first cooking show on Showtime
Man what I saw blew my mind
I was writing down everything that they did
You would think once I lost cable I would be upset
But it got better once I saw my pies in a magazine
You could have seen me I was craving them like a dope fein
I couldnt wait to get older so I could take a taste test
Finally Im at an age where I can eat whatever I want to eat
And Im not talking about no damn meat
My appetite can be cured my pies
I grew up around chocolate so that wasnt my first
I decided to give Buttermilk a chance
Man just the look of it had me wet in my pants
Oh man it had me picking up my pen ready to write
Because I had to have it morning, noon, and night
With that being said I cant leave out Ms Pecan
Chilling with it was so much fun
I pretty much ate all over the place
It was like a boomerang I never had to chase
For some strange reason it always follows me
Once digested I was always happy
At first I was afraid of a Sweet Potata pie
Because it was just the opposite of sweet
It was so bad it had me thinking about eating meat
Its amazing what you will do while you are high
Now I dont hesitate to give it a try
Only if it is not dry
Now Im down to three of my favorites
These pies I will never forget
I will start off with Chocolate
Its kind of weird how we met
Remember in the beginning I said that this was all I knew
What all it contains Im still left without a clue
It had me doing things that I never knew I would do again
I was even showing it off to my family and friends
I was craving it so bad that I was home before midnight
So with my boys I continued too fight
Because it had me turning down trips to the club
Had me wondering could I be in love
Not me because Im like Homer Simpson I love to eat
You know me I have to have more than one sweet
So now let me talk about this pie called Cherry
I must admit to some it may seem a little scary
But if you only knew how much time was put in it to make
Then you would be like Tim thats the one
But right now I think I want to just shake and bake
Then again it has seen everything Ive won
Speaking of that I save the best for last
I dont mind eating this pie no matter place or time
I take my time with it always slow never fast
Because I try to satisfy my taste buds as well as my mind
As I close I have to say I have pies all across the states
I love eating what can walk off the plate
I never eat with a fork
Because that could be dangerous while eating in the dark
Whenever I see an oven I know Im in the right place
Call me Bozo the clown because I love a pie in my face
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2008-05-19 06:42:40]
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