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~Couch Killers~

Contributed by shelby on Friday, 6th June 2008 @ 07:01:56 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry








Half asleep one eye open walking down the stairs.
Then it sinks in all to clear, couch killers have been here.
Stuffing and disarray every I looked.
I shook my head and went for a cup of coffee
really afraid to continue to look.

Now when you live in a house of maniacs,
the furniture is never safe.
Leave it up to Lucky, Sierra standing gaurd.
Leshay she did not do it, though I think it was hard.

Called in the troops,
Gary with pooper scooper in tow.
He decided to get the golf club
cleaning mighty slow.

I laughed until I was crying,
the fun did not end there.
A wrestling match erupted,
Gary stuck underneath a tipped over chair.

Maybe a hit of wine,
would calm the fur kids down,
the lid still on the bottle
but the thought of it made me smile.

Thus another day, with the couch killers nearby.
If you need to cheer yourself up.....
Brace yourself and stop on by!

(There is never a dull moment around here)

Lucky Sierra Leshay and Avalanche

Two jack russels, a Lhaso and a kitty *rolls eyes* lol

we still love them ROFLMAO





Copyright © shelby ... [ 2008-06-06 07:01:56]
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Re: ~Couch Killers~ (User Rating: 1 )
by Jenni_K on Friday, 6th June 2008 @ 07:11:32 AM AEST
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Thanks for the laughs, Hun.... This was really funny.... Never knew this is what I was missing by never having pets....NOW I KNOW!!
Hugs
Jenni


Re: ~Couch Killers~ (User Rating: 1 )
by PhantomVampyress on Friday, 6th June 2008 @ 08:48:44 AM AEST
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lolz this was a great laugh for me to read put me in a better mood. great light hearted read .. thanks for writing something silly!

rock on,

vampyress Jenni


Re: ~Couch Killers~ (User Rating: 1 )
by elle on Friday, 6th June 2008 @ 08:23:26 PM AEST
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you are right. this is so hilarious. thanks for the laughs. elle


Re: ~Couch Killers~ (User Rating: 1 )
by BornReckless on Friday, 6th June 2008 @ 11:44:24 PM AEST
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What a great poem! I enjoyed it alot! So clever and interesting.


Re: ~Couch Killers~ (User Rating: 1 )
by lost_again on Thursday, 12th June 2008 @ 06:24:50 AM AEST
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You are full of it hun. LOL you are killin me

LA


Re: ~Couch Killers~ (User Rating: 1 )
by recklessguy on Wednesday, 18th June 2008 @ 01:51:45 AM AEST
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What is the 20 on the can of whoop ass?
ROFLMAO OMG! Now where was the big bad ass Avalanche in this? You are killing me, I have tears I am laughing so hard. Now I understand all the damn commotion when I called you the other night. Holy bells of fire.
Love you darlin
Me




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