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Crooked

Contributed by Spike on Sunday, 25th January 2009 @ 09:07:07 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry







Nothing about me has symmetry
balance wont sit well with me;
in a world of twos Im one or three,
an alphabet, short tee to zee.

Step/stair eyes
lopsided grin
off-centre dimple in my chin
one foot too flat,
the other just right
skin shades from tan to white
right hand bigger than left, no doubt
(you can work that one out)
irregularly thinning thatch
even my sideburns dont match!


Nothing about me has symmetry
balance doesnt abide in me;
even my balls dont agree
asymmetrical, and free.





Copyright © Spike ... [ 2009-01-25 21:07:07]
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Re: Crooked (User Rating: 1 )
by shelby on Sunday, 25th January 2009 @ 09:16:06 PM AEST
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LOL this made me smile I really enjoyed every word.
You always can write on many a subject and every time it is worth the read

Hugs
Michelle


Re: Crooked (User Rating: 1 )
by simsalabim on Sunday, 25th January 2009 @ 09:23:34 PM AEST
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sweeeeeeeeeeet


Re: Crooked (User Rating: 1 )
by emystar on Sunday, 25th January 2009 @ 09:59:17 PM AEST
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Wow this is really a cool write and yes, funny.
smiles, huggs, blessings,
emy


Re: Crooked (User Rating: 1 )
by elle on Sunday, 25th January 2009 @ 10:09:48 PM AEST
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dang,dang, double dang. . . lol. elle


Re: Crooked (User Rating: 1 )
by eeeitak on Sunday, 25th January 2009 @ 10:40:52 PM AEST
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i love this, so much!
"in a world of twos I’m one or three"
i really enjoy that line, along with every other of course, but that one just really grabbed me. (:


Re: Crooked (User Rating: 1 )
by Lady_Daisy on Wednesday, 28th January 2009 @ 10:19:39 PM AEST
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Ha-heh! This poem made me smile. Wonderful.




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