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Maggie Jones
Contributed by
chris1189
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Friday, 6th February 2009 @ 04:07:44 PM in AEST
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So Im sitting at my desk shooting spitballs with Seth,
(Seventh grade, Ms. Van Pappelon)
Hoping its not grilled cheese in the cafeteria again,
When she walks into the room:
Maggie Jones.
This girl would give me a hard-on in a coma.
Well developed for her age,
Some might say.
Long black hair
Smoother than Ken Griffey, Jr.s swing
(In the 90s of course)
Deep green eyes,
And that skirt shes wearing is riding higher and higher.
Ive thought about it a lot,
And Ive decided today
Im going to ask Maggie Jones out.
The hours til school lets out pass
Slower than Grandma climbing a flight of stairs.
The bell finally rings.
Let the match begin.
A twelve-year-old with a porno cant get hard
Faster than seventh graders can clear a classroom.
As everyone else scurries out, I approach Maggie,
Making my move like a one-armed man juggles.
My nerves are eating through me
Like maggots on roadkill.
I try to keep it under control
While Im at it, Ill just raise the dead from the grave.
So there I am,
Ready to pop the question.
And I kind of just spit it out,
Maggie will you go out with me?
Then it swoops in like a crashing Airbus,
A punch in the gut from a heavyweight champ;
What do you mean you dont even know my name?
Weve lived on the same street since grade two.
Defeated, crushed, squashed and pulped like orange juice,
I walk 10,000 miles to get back home.
The front door seems almost as heavy as my heart.
Im dragging my feet more than Spot drags his ass.
The next day I cant bring myself to return fire to Seth,
When this girl walks in Ive never seen before.
Smooth blonde hair, short denim skirt.
Meet your new classmate, says Ms. Van Pappelon,
Katie Smith.
I think about it a bit,
And I decide that today
Im going to ask Katie Smith out.
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Re: Maggie Jones
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by Former_Member on
Friday, 6th February 2009 @ 04:20:47 PM AEST
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i liked this write, it was very brash and it made me chuckle actually lol
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Re: Maggie Jones
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by Balmain_Tiger on
Friday, 6th February 2009 @ 04:46:15 PM AEST
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yep like a dog with its tail....
never ever give up.
Did Katie go out? or does the cycle continue?
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Re: Maggie Jones
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by Mars on
Saturday, 7th February 2009 @ 11:14:33 PM AEST
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| A little childish (in a good way, I liked it, I wouldn't change a thing). I thought it was cute. It reminded me a bit of how I used to be =). Oh, those were the days... but then again, so are these, last time I checked =D. |
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