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I'm in love with a cow
Contributed by
recyclebin
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Thursday, 5th March 2009 @ 09:48:32 PM in AEST
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I have fallen, in love with a milk cow.
I bet your thinking how can this be? lifting a brow!
Shes so beautiful, black n white and from Jersey.
I just dont see her as most, some smackin beef Jerky.
Im in love with her every moove.
And the sound she makes...when she Moos.
When I see her handle the field plows,
She makes my legs heavy, like a bag of Purina puppy chow.
You might be laughing at my ways,
Only if you could see her graze the way I do..
Damn, the way she chews her hay!
Oh Mr. Farmer, please dont ever haul her away.
I envy thee, Every time you handle those udders,
My nose just flares, and my nay stutters.
I know shes a cow, and I a horse
But oh!, the two of us, an attractive force.
Im crazy with this quality of this Cow
She makes me purr an go meow!
Im a just a horse of course
in love with a jersey cow.
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Re: I'm in love with a cow
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by Jenni_K on
Thursday, 5th March 2009 @ 09:55:46 PM AEST
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Laughing here...this is really good... I love it... Thanks for the smiles before bed...
Hugs
Miss Jenni |
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Re: I'm in love with a cow
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by amber_vonHorror on
Thursday, 5th March 2009 @ 10:21:59 PM AEST
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hahahaha naww
that was sweet! good luck introducing to the 'rents
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Re: I'm in love with a cow
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by venkat on
Thursday, 5th March 2009 @ 10:54:17 PM AEST
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"I know she’s a cow, and I a horse
But oh!, the two of us, an attractive force
......She makes me purr an go meow!"
wow..this all hilarious..this makes me smiling
from beginning to the end..God bless..:-)venkat
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Re: I'm in love with a cow
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by Former_Member on
Thursday, 5th March 2009 @ 11:02:44 PM AEST
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| lol... a horse who meows!!! Don't you two live up the road from me? :P Nice, Bin. Thanks for the laugh. |
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Re: I'm in love with a cow
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by simsalabim on
Thursday, 5th March 2009 @ 11:08:16 PM AEST
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| lets hear it for the golden teacher! |
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Re: I'm in love with a cow
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by shelby on
Thursday, 5th March 2009 @ 11:33:46 PM AEST
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Really cute write
Michelle |
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Re: I'm in love with a cow
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by Former_Member on
Friday, 6th March 2009 @ 02:50:25 PM AEST
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lol fantastic. the funniest poem i've ever read!
-phil |
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Re: I'm in love with a cow
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by Former_Member on
Friday, 6th March 2009 @ 02:51:09 PM AEST
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Well who could ever pass a poem with this title???!!!!
AND it was worth the read too!!
Still smiling here. |
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Re: I'm in love with a cow
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by kismetkills on
Thursday, 9th April 2009 @ 04:59:55 AM AEST
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lol, i thought it was very mooving.
x] hehe |
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Re: I'm in love with a cow
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by Crookedpoet09 on
Monday, 11th May 2009 @ 12:46:20 PM AEST
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| A bit on the random side this poem is, but I love it! It's so funny! |
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Re: I'm in love with a cow
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by Ambivalence on
Monday, 2nd November 2009 @ 12:21:02 PM AEST
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"I'm in love with her every moove" i just got that one lol
perhaps this is how other animals feel about each other?!
take care
-K.Z. |
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