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bold as brass

Contributed by shanat on Sunday, 17th May 2009 @ 04:57:23 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

bold as brass, bold as brass you are
you come into my village and dump all your cr--
have sex with all the women and drink me out of tap

you sit on your arse and order 4 main course
scratch your nuts and fart like like a horse
your hansom, tough, and bold as brass
but that dont stop the fly`s buzzin around your arse

all the women flock together and whisper about your lord
oh you fithy brut you`ve dropped your dacks and flashed your bearded sword
now they`ve all fainted and passed out in the mud
and you just sit there, wink and give me 2 thumbs up

no man dares aproach you for fear of the smell
now your walking over to the horse trough, and??
OH BLOODY HELL!!!
you swine, you`ve twinkled in the horse trough
thats the 3rd 1 today
mate your frightening the horses put that thing away
arm stretched out you fart and kill the cat
raise your head to the sky and say
"oh jesus i needed that!"

plonk your bum back down and order 10 more glass
you may not be a hero
but to me mate
your as bold as bloody brass!:))

Copyright © shanat ... [ 2009-05-17 16:57:23]
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