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My Window Cleaner!
Contributed by
laststarontheleft
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Monday, 7th December 2009 @ 05:56:47 AM in AEST
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Today I bought new underwear
I wanted to impress
Embarassing as what came next
It happened none the less
When I got home and tried them on
I walked around quite happy
But out the corner of my eye
Was the window cleaner chappie!
I stood there stunned and speechless
As he peered straight through the glass
My lacey little numbers
Left the coverage quite sparce
Oh what an awful moment
It really couldn't get much sadder
As the poor bloke in the window
Nearly fell right off his ladder!
Then in a flash he made a dash
In seconds he'd climbed down
So I took this opportunity
To grab my dressing gown
My heart was pounding ten to dozen
And nerves were all shook up
No sooner had he disappeared
Another face popped up!!
"Enough's enough!" I muttered
"He'll be back for more i'm certain"
So I plucked up courage, winked and smiled
Then drew across the curtain!
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Re: My Window Cleaner!
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by northernlights on
Monday, 7th December 2009 @ 06:15:22 AM AEST
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| guess whos giggling again yer mad brigitte jones lol |
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Re: My Window Cleaner!
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by Fuzzy on
Monday, 7th December 2009 @ 07:30:57 AM AEST
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Brilliant .LOL loved it.
Take care |
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Re: My Window Cleaner!
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by spud on
Monday, 7th December 2009 @ 07:59:11 AM AEST
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Hi,
I knew it! I knew it!
As soon as I read the first line I knew this
window cleaner would have the widest smile
in Christendom!!
Very funny! Great write!
Tommy
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Re: My Window Cleaner!
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by wandererjrb on
Monday, 7th December 2009 @ 01:11:12 PM AEST
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This one is my favorite lol simple comedy :)
its awsome! |
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Re: My Window Cleaner!
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by Former_Member on
Tuesday, 8th December 2009 @ 09:17:08 PM AEST
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lol....I love it!!!!!!
Hmmmm....also must admit that I liked the imagery created within me ol' cranium. That's poetry.
And lastly...with the second line....very curious as to who you wanted to impress? Was it really (secretly) the window cleaner chappie after all? will there be a sequel with a story surrounding the ol' chap that is to be impressed?
Thanking you for an enjoyable read.
Tim
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Re: My Window Cleaner!
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by Gothchick on
Thursday, 10th December 2009 @ 06:40:05 AM AEST
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dont be surprised if you happen to notice the amount of times of him cleaning ur window is increasing lately.
lovely written. made me laugh again ^^ |
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