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It Just Gets Better! - (sequel to my window cleaner)
Contributed by
laststarontheleft
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Wednesday, 9th December 2009 @ 02:04:43 PM in AEST
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My gorgeous man was coming
Hence the lacey lingerie
I was giving them a road test
For a romantic night you see!
I set the mood with candles
Sprinkled petals on the bed
Applied some black mascara
Doused my lips with cherry red
"Knock knock" Oh god! he's early
So I glided cross the floor
Tripped over a straying bed sheet
And whacked my pinky on the door!
Determined not to fluster
Hopping, trying not to swear
A voice called through the letterbox
"Hey honey, are you there?"
I opened up to let him in
And stood with sexy pose
"Oh my you're looking gorgeous"
He said, whilst offering me a rose
We got straight down to business
Poured out the wine and sank a few
But I didn't count on spending
Half the evening on the loo!
At last, all things were going well
In bed, our bodies never parted
Then suddenly I got this pang of fear
Oh no! Too late!! I'd farted!!!
T'was only a few hours ago
I was his tasty bit of crumpet
He'll be moving fast to dump me now
Won't want t date a trumpet!
Now my consequent reaction
To such an embarassing deed
I burst into fits of laughter
Then fell out the bed and weed!
To my surprise he chuckled
And on the edge of the bed he sat
He said "I love the way you make me smile"
Now how bleeding lucky was that!!!
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Re: It Just Gets Better! - (sequel to my window cleaner)
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by Former_Member on
Wednesday, 9th December 2009 @ 02:11:52 PM AEST
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| lol Giggle Giggle |
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Re: It Just Gets Better! - (sequel to my window cleaner)
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by Former_Member on
Wednesday, 9th December 2009 @ 10:00:07 PM AEST
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Oh, okay, that answers my question.
Thoroughly enjoyed this one and he's just gotta be an upstanding dude not to dumps ya after the tooting. lol
Thank you very much for a lovely little read.
Tim
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Re: It Just Gets Better! - (sequel to my window cleaner)
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by Fuzzy on
Wednesday, 9th December 2009 @ 10:30:17 PM AEST
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That's really funny.lol
Take care. |
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Re: It Just Gets Better! - (sequel to my window cleaner)
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by spud on
Thursday, 10th December 2009 @ 12:57:09 AM AEST
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Hi,
My mother told me that women don't do that
kind of thing ...........you know ........... trumpet!
My illusions are shattered!!
Now, I take it when all the shennanigans started,
the window cleaner was long gone?????
Very funny - like a TV comedy sketch!
Tommy
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