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NOAH CALLS GOD
Contributed by
lovingcritters
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Tuesday, 18th May 2010 @ 02:12:49 PM in AEST
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NOAH CALLS GOD
"Hello? Is this 911 Heaven?
I need the direct line to God I have
a matter here for him to straighten.
"Is this God Almighty? I hate to
bother you Lord
But....
I have two creatures here I can't
identify, and don't know whether
I should take them aboard?"
"Well Lord you see it's like this
One is half fish and half a Miss,
The other is part man and part horse,
I'm trying to figure out from what source?"
"I'm all loaded Lord, and ready to go
From the Circus Lord, you know
the sideshow.
Just tell me where to put them please
MissFish needs water, and the Manhorse
has fleas!"
Got to go Lord the ants are into
the bee's honey again.
It's time to milk the cows,
and I'm one of the milkmen.
I've never seen rain before Lord,
but hope it's over soon!
Surely glad I made lots of wine,
it fit's nicely in my saloon.
Created by
LovingCritters
ConSue
May 18, 2010
And he then stayed yet another seven days and then sent
forth the dove out of the ark, and the dove came
into him in the evening; and, lo, in her mouth
was an olive leaf plucked off: so Noah knew
the waters were abated from off the earth."
The Bible
Genesis
Chapter 6
*Safe Smiles*
To the music of:
"I believe in Unicorns"
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Re: NOAH CALLS GOD
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by mind_me on
Tuesday, 18th May 2010 @ 04:20:16 PM AEST
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| Hehe that's cute and really clever. I'm guessing the picture was the inspiration. |
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Re: NOAH CALLS GOD
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by Former_Member on
Wednesday, 19th May 2010 @ 01:01:36 AM AEST
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lol...Consue, this is funny. You thilly goil. Thank you.
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Re: NOAH CALLS GOD
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by thebadguy9999 on
Tuesday, 6th July 2010 @ 05:33:30 PM AEST
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| You are blessed as a comedian too I see.Once again amazing |
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