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Drinks
Contributed by
NewShakespeare
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Wednesday, 9th June 2010 @ 06:49:05 AM in AEST
Topic:
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They say beers been helping ugly men get sex since the 1860s
But beers been around since the time of Genesis.
The Sumerians had it circa 3000 BC
And you should have seen the Greeks,
Cause when they were drunk, they were freaks
Singing and dancing, clowns doing tricks.
Since creation, men have loved their drinks!
The type of drinks on my lips come in packs of six
John Barley should have a statue bigger than The Sphinx.
But the Holy Amber does come with risks
Drink-drive and the law will put you in a cell after frisks.
And youll smile through the jinx till you wake and reality sinks
And we all know youre gonna blame it on the drinks.
My friend Charlie Bricks sits alone watching the Bulls against the Nicks
Because the missus divorced him saying drink was what made him tick.
She took everything but the kitchen sink but Bricks isnt ticked
Because his best friends are Johnny Walker and Jack Daniels
And whenever hes with them hes sure to get his kicks.
Look, were not alcoholics, we just love our drinks!
Last Sunday at the pub, I heard a booming voice declare:
What!? NO BEER!? Goodbye - Im out of here!
The reason the Middle East lacks peace could be due to the lack of drinks
And the reason Robinson Crusoe couldnt be saved
Was not because there were no ships
That sailor was too busy savouring his wrecks wine list
No, were not alcoholics, we just love our drinks!
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Re: Drinks
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by Smigit on
Wednesday, 9th June 2010 @ 11:58:32 AM AEST
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