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The Pope is Getting Married
Contributed by
NewShakespeare
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Friday, 18th June 2010 @ 12:47:11 AM in AEST
Topic:
LostLove
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The Pope is getting married.
He must be, or you wouldnt have come here, girlfriend,
Asking nay, begging that we give our love another chance.
You had better believe we have reached a dead end:
The only way Im taking you back is if the impossible happens,
Like the Pope marries or nuns striptease over the weekend.
How could you do what you did to me?
We were as close as two people could possibly be.
We lay so close that we shared the same air,
Our limbs entangled in an octopus-like snare.
We talked about everything from terrorism to nail care.
And then I find out that youre having an affair.
When I first saw you walking hand-in-hand with him,
I thought it must be your twin sister I was that dim!
And then I remembered the many business trips,
Phone conversations in hushed tones, cold unresponding lips
And that was when the scales finally fell from my eyes:
Our relationship was a tiny ship floating on a sea of lies.
Why couldnt you just come clean and tell the truth
Say that you no longer harboured feelings for me?
What did you think Id do? Refuse to set you free?
Shoot at you like that sniper from the movie Phone Booth?
Im sure Honesty is buried deep in some forgotten graveyard:
Nobodys truthful anymore Honesty didnt even die hard.
By all means, put your mind at ease, girlfriend,
Ill take you back; the drama has come to an end.
Well go back to the way things used to be:
Ill call you cupcake and youll call me pooh bear,
Ill open doors for you and give you back my house key,
Well pillow-talk for hours, the same oxygen well share.
But before re-union, the following events must transpire:
The Pope must get married (The church bells will rock the spire!),
Wolves and sheep must reach a consensus,
Temperatures in Hell must fall below 4 Degrees Celsius,
Politicians everywhere must stop lying to us
And windy pastors become more time-conscious!
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Re: The Pope is Getting Married
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