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scraping the barrel of very poorly constructed plagiarism
Contributed by
poeticjestix
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Friday, 11th February 2011 @ 03:07:14 PM in AEST
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I wandered cloudy as alone
on pavements traversing, time to kill
when all at once my mobile phone
pizza dropped, no motor skill
It hit me high, between the knees
and flapped down trousers full of grease.
Continuous, the cars in line
sprinkle required, I turned away
My urine fetched by too much wine
could not hold back, I had to spray
a street full saw me wet my pants
I could not aim my flaccid lance
The waist of underpants gave way,
it dropped, and washed grease off my knee
I had been drinking most the day
and now it was way gone past three
I gazed and gazed but little thought
no wealth in pockets. coins, no notes
for oft the words I used. I lie
the words I used were rather rude
misheard by an enormous guy
who scared me, was a solid dude!
he beat me, with no need for skills
now mother brings me daffodils.
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Re: scraping the barrel of very poorly constructed plagiarism
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by Aspirant on
Friday, 11th February 2011 @ 04:21:24 PM AEST
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| This is the best poem. |
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Re: scraping the barrel of very poorly constructed plagiarism
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by emystar on
Friday, 11th February 2011 @ 04:53:18 PM AEST
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Very interesting.
smiles, blessings,
emy |
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Re: scraping the barrel of very poorly constructed plagiarism
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by deusdeira on
Sunday, 13th February 2011 @ 02:28:28 PM AEST
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| That poem was so very random lol I like it. |
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Re: scraping the barrel of very poorly constructed plagiarism
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by StacyLynnG on
Sunday, 13th February 2011 @ 07:36:14 PM AEST
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| I laughed so hard! Such a great poem thanks for sharing! |
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