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Those Bloody Ducks
Contributed by
Dirkj
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Wednesday, 30th March 2011 @ 04:33:30 AM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
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I can tell you this story
Because I don't know you personally
Made such a fool of myself last night
Let me tell you what happened
My wife got a new phone
Since her old one is broken
She had to get a new ring tone
Her old one was Foreigner Hot Blooded
Since she still has to re- load
I said to her use the sound of the Duck kwacking
So last night I arrive home before her
Watch the last bit of the cricket
While she took off her working clothes
She put her phone next to the stove
Next minute I hear these Ducks kwacking
I jumped up
Don't tell me we have a Duck in the house
Checked the bar , checked the lounge
Nothing
Then I realized it's her phone ringing
Since we are so used to having ducks around
I never even thought it might be her phone
Red faced I told her my story
Her ring tone is now changed
To something more foreign
Copyright ©
Dirkj
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2011-03-30 04:33:30]
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Re: Those Bloody Ducks
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by bigj on
Wednesday, 30th March 2011 @ 10:21:06 AM AEST
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| yep, deffinatly got a laugh out of that |
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