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WHAT THE H?
Contributed by
robert_edgar_burns
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Friday, 28th October 2011 @ 08:04:24 PM in AEST
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If Pocahontas is red, and
Mao is a bright yellow,
What color would both be
If they bathed in liquid jello?
I miss my old girlfriend
So my heart is sick and yearny.
Im lucky that she didnt move
All the way to old Glenn Burney!
Questions questions questions,
I should have been a teacher,
But those that cannot read
Often go on to be preachers.
If your name is Nancy
But you are a grown man,
Please stay away from me,
Ive done all for you I can!
Motorcycles have no pedals
And yet we call them bikes.
If we see a wall leak water,
We often call them dykes! Yikes!
People often laugh at me
For something I have said.
But I ask them to explain it,
For it was jumbled in my head!
I love peanut butter,
But I also love grape jelly.
The one thing that I really hate
Is what they do to my old belly!
Sometimes when I think Im done
I realize I never started.
That truth really hits home
When you learn that I just farted!
Double talk, double talk,
Boogety Boo,
If you understand this youre
As sick as I am too!
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Re: WHAT THE H?
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by emystar on
Monday, 31st October 2011 @ 12:15:04 AM AEST
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This one cracks me up every time I read it.
Good work.
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