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UNDER TALL
Contributed by
robert_edgar_burns
on
Monday, 31st October 2011 @ 12:36:49 AM in AEST
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Im not so much overweight,
As much as Im under tall!
If I was only six foot nine,
My mirror wouldnt be so appalled!
If I had been born a Holstein,
My pot roast would be loaded with fat!
You need not be so alarmed sir,
For thats where all the flavor is at!
When I need a place to stay
I go and visit the YMCA!
The basketball court is really nice,
Just throw down a mattress to get fresh lice!
I told you once Im under tall,
So nothing fits at the shopping mall.
Dont weep for me for when Im bare,
My body is covered by this fat and hair!
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Re: UNDER TALL
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by emystar on
Monday, 31st October 2011 @ 04:10:36 PM AEST
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Being under tall doesn't make you any less a man.
The writings you post.
It's a wonder that you don't have many beating on your door trying to break you up with your wife. Awesome
Blessings,
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