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MY BODY TO SCIENCE!

Contributed by robert_edgar_burns on Sunday, 6th November 2011 @ 05:27:52 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

I gave my body to science.
Or al least you know, I tried!
But they said they could not use me,
Not even when I die!

They said there was too much wrong,
And they began to quote a list.
I listened to what they had to say,
And it went something like this:

Sir you are too sickly.
Diabetes has ruined you.
Then theres all those heart attacks,
Theres nothing we can do!

Your eyes are almost useless.
We see youre almost blind.
Heart failure and angina,
They plague you all the time!

Gangrene has taken most of your groin,
And your impotence is severe.
I know you have tinnitus
In your right and your left ear.

The disks now in your lower back
Are bringing you to tears.
By age you should be ninety nine,
But youre still advanced in years!

Ive had so many blessings,
My family, friends and wife.
But the biggest one that I have now,
Is each one more day of life!

AN ABSOLUTELY TRUE STORY!

Copyright © robert_edgar_burns ... [ 2011-11-06 17:27:52]
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