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LENDETH ME NOW THINE EARS
Contributed by
robert_edgar_burns
on
Saturday, 19th November 2011 @ 06:08:12 PM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
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Fem friends and bro men. Lendeth me now thine ears. I shall regale thee a story, As did that guy called Shakespeare.
In the shank of the evening, Crouching behind my shield. Come the knights and the soldiers, In the high grassy field.
In their left hands a bow. In their right hands a rein. On their left hips were swords. In my stomach a pain.
Straightway fifty paces, I raise sword toward the sky. My men jump to their feet As horse hooves are raised high.
Holes that were dug In the stockade we were in. Without the spilling of blood. It was our battle to win.
Hey,The Trojan horse story Was already taken! Now go stir ye a drink, If it hasnt been shaken.
Oh, heres your ear back!
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Re: LENDETH ME NOW THINE EARS
(User Rating: 1 ) by rick2 on
Saturday, 19th November 2011 @ 06:46:57 PM AEST (User
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What can I say? VERY COOL!!! |
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