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AL E MOANIE

Contributed by robert_edgar_burns on Friday, 25th November 2011 @ 01:06:17 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

Al E Moanie came into our town.
He was buying everyone drinks
Spreading lots of cash around!
A ragged woman walked in
From a stage right off the street,
With two little urchins
Who were clinging at her feet.

Hey, Al E Moanie
What have you to say?
Said the woman,
I hope you are bringing
Me cash today!
Your daughter needs new shoes
Your boy a kerchief for his nose.
And I need all those lady things,
You know just how that goes!

AL Moanie turned to look at her
And sniffed air with his nose.
Then squinted with his eyes,
And said the name Rose?
No, she answered angrily
Throwing a bottle toward his face.
But though he was dead drunk
He was able to duck and say,
So Rose is your sister?
She had twins just yesterday!

My name is Al E Moanie,
I heard him say unto the judge.
I guess I have two wives right now
And four kids, what can I say?
Your honor if you let me
Ill became a better man.
And take care of my family
In the best way that I can!
Then finally in conclusion
Before being placed into the Sheriffs car,
He lifted his middle finger
And said Judge have a cigar!

Copyright © robert_edgar_burns ... [ 2011-11-25 13:06:17]
(Date/Time posted on site)

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