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WOLVERINES
Contributed by
robert_edgar_burns
on
Monday, 28th November 2011 @ 03:37:45 PM in AEST
Topic:
NaturePoetry
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The wolverine will thrive in winter Along watery and rootless coasts. Sheets of thin ice found in layers, Primordial land frozen is its host!
A flock of ten pound golden eagles Will pick frozen prey to its bone. But the flock must post a look out, For this is the wolverines home!
In this tundra the wolverine reigns as king Larger prey are no match for him. Their only chance when cornered, Is to jump off a cliff and then swim!
You may wonder how this small creature, Can rule in their kingdom this way. It can kill prey many times its size. Dont ever let one block your way!
Wolverine is a Latin word for glutton. They are stocky but muscular carnivores. The U.S. has more here than Russia, Theyve also migrated to Canadian shores.
Their closet kin are sea otters, Who also have thick oily fur, Hydrophobic, its repellant to icy frost! And a favorite coat liner to girls.
Polar Bears, black bears, cougars and wolves, Have all challenged them and have found Powerful jaws, sharp claws, and thick dark hides Are remarkably strong for their size.
So if you are challenged by a wolverine, A helicopter is your only chance, or Bend over and kiss your butt goodbye! Isnt that just one kick in the pants!
P.S. They really dont live in Michigan. Get a real mascot!
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robert_edgar_burns
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2011-11-28 15:37:45] (Date/Time posted on
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