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THE HORSE WHISPERER
Contributed by
robert_edgar_burns
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Wednesday, 30th November 2011 @ 06:11:07 AM in AEST
Topic:
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One day I walked through a green pasture.
A brown horse was standing in the shade.
I came up to him slowly and softly said,
Hey there boy.....
(I could tell he was I boy, Im not that stupid).
(He was larger than a female).
(What did you think I meant).
He put his mouth right up next to my ear
And spit hay when whispering Pffffffffffffaaa!
I says What did you just whisper in my ear?
He repeated the same word and it was Pffffffffffaaa!
I still couldnt make out what he meant.
I really was unappreciative of his dialect
So I simply turned around and up and went.
I walked away muttering I wished people would
Speak up and tell me just whats on their minds.
So I receive their message loud and clearly.
That way I am not walking around blind.
The horse said then just as plain as day, I heard that!
I turned and asked, What did you say?
Pfffffffffaaa! was all he answered, for he had no class.
Which one of us is the biggest horses arse?
That whispering horse made me angry.
I opened up my mouth and whispered back,
At least my doctors real and not a vet!
If youre looking for sympathy
I heard the horsey say,
That pile of crap you happen to be standing in,
Is all the sympathy youre going to get!
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Re: THE HORSE WHISPERER
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by emystar on
Thursday, 1st December 2011 @ 04:09:49 PM AEST
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Now that's funny.
smiles,
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