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NUDE IN THE MIRROR!
Contributed by
robert_edgar_burns
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Monday, 12th December 2011 @ 01:04:12 PM in AEST
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She was nude looking in the mirror,
In the master bedroom of our home.
She did not appear to be happy,
But I was, Hey, she was nude!
She turns to look at me,her husband,
Of four decades from the past.
She started to speak to me in disgust.
Something unpleasant was happening fast.
I look horribly ugly, old and fat!
These words were spewed from her mouth.
If this conversation continued for long,
I knew it would be heading straight south!
I need you to compliment me my dear
For my ego is down in the dumps!
I said Your eyesight is nearly perfect,
And that fats only in your rump!
I looked at a glass in the homeless camp
To see if I could start a fire!
Illl answer no questions of anyone,
To stay out of future quagmires!
BET IT WAS THE TITLE THAT
GRABBED YA, HUH!
Copyright ©
robert_edgar_burns
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2011-12-12 13:04:12]
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Re: NUDE IN THE MIRROR!
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by GREAT-WHITE on
Monday, 12th December 2011 @ 01:07:23 PM AEST
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| i feel bad for the guy now lol |
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Re: NUDE IN THE MIRROR!
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by emystar on
Monday, 12th December 2011 @ 04:08:10 PM AEST
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Cute to u I'm sure.
Great writing as always,
your #1 fan |
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by aliopterix on
Monday, 12th December 2011 @ 10:36:07 PM AEST
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| Super stuff!! Please keep 'em coming. Thank you, Al. |
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by maverick47 on
Tuesday, 13th December 2011 @ 07:25:37 AM AEST
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| Yea the title got me. There is an age when someone sneaks into your home and replaces your mirrors with those old fun house circus mirrors. I had a friend his wife was getting dressed and asked him if this dress made her buit look big...he said no your butt makes that dress look big. |
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Re: NUDE IN THE MIRROR!
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by Former_Member on
Wednesday, 14th December 2011 @ 08:43:42 AM AEST
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This was downright fun. Lucky guy if yer lookin' in the mirror. Well, the guy lookin' at the rump ain't so lucky.
Tread softly on egg shells with this one. Yeah, it was the title brought me here. Great write.
wabl
KenMoore
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