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THE MYSTERY OF WOEM

Contributed by robert_edgar_burns on Friday, 30th December 2011 @ 08:16:38 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



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If you hold onto a kitty cat,
And he tells you sir, meow!
Well, what is he really saying?
Is it something like feed me now?

When I held him in front of a mirror,
His reflection looked cute to him,
He saw his reflection backwards,
So when he spoke he said Woem!

Again, I held Kitty in front of the mirror,
What was on the left now, became right.
It had kitty oh so puzzled,
He stood there looking into the night.

When he finally spoke he said Woem.
The interpretation, I did not know how.
But a light bulb flashed inside my brain,
Could his reflection cause a reverse Meow?

Now it really doesnt matter,
Whether its meow or its woem!
I cannot be hearing either,
For Im allergic to both of them.

I sure have fun with play on words.
But it may leave people in a fog.
One word I would never mess with,
Would have to be the small word DOG!.




Copyright © robert_edgar_burns ... [ 2011-12-30 20:16:38]
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Re: THE MYSTERY OF WOEM (User Rating: 1 )
by emystar on Friday, 30th December 2011 @ 08:25:23 PM AEST
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O.k.
smiles
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Re: THE MYSTERY OF WOEM (User Rating: 1 )
by shelby on Friday, 30th December 2011 @ 09:06:26 PM AEST
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LOL I loved this start to finish and the pics are awesome

Michelle


Re: THE MYSTERY OF WOEM (User Rating: 1 )
by girish on Friday, 30th December 2011 @ 09:43:53 PM AEST
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Lol! I use words that sound the same when you read them reverse. TiT / TaT




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