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Interoffice Memorandum
Contributed by
Elizabeth_Dandy
on
Sunday, 19th February 2012 @ 03:12:19 PM in AEST
Topic:
didactic
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How glad and very grateful we must be
The Lord cares not for high technology!
If you were out and down and you would hear:
Your call is so important to us dear-
Should you be dialing from a rotary phone,
Then listen first to our signal tone-
Youll hear a beep, and after it a string
Of harp, and then youll hear King David sing
If you have any question or complaint
Press Y and then invoke your Patron Saint.
Complaints of graver kind we do assort
In order of precedence for the Lord.
Thank you for calling our Fathers House!-
The angels are now busy for they browse
And scan the prayers entered yesterday
While Michael, Prince, puts on his war array.
To fight the righteous fight against the foe,
His helmet gleaming bright upon his brow.
For angel Gabriel please do wait a while
Just hold the line hes reading in a file.
And Raphael that gathers herbs that heal
Has been invited by the Common Weal..
He is so very busy over there
To tell them all about ObamaCare.
There is a meeting and a big debate,-
Your call is so important though, - please wait!
And angels bright and fair all bounce and leap
And somersault with pleasure at the beep.
For inquiries press 2 or ABC
(We monitor for poem quality!)
First hit the star key and then hit the #pound,
The menu will then yet again spin round.
For reservations press the star-- and enter J O H N!
His register can be depended on.
For any other spirit registrar
Hit first the pound and after wards the star.
The Lord, aggrieved says "How importunate,
instead of tweeting/texting LEARN A TRADE! ". .
The Lord is not high-tech, He oversees
All mankinds prayers petitions, thanks and pleas.
Alleluia, how thankful we must be
The Lord cares not for high-technology!
(c) Elizabeth Dandy
Copyright ©
Elizabeth_Dandy
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2012-02-19 15:12:19]
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Re: Interoffice Memorandum
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by Former_Member on
Sunday, 19th February 2012 @ 07:20:44 PM AEST
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Re: Interoffice Memorandum
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by emystar on
Monday, 20th February 2012 @ 02:24:44 AM AEST
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Beautiful write, my friend.
Luv, huggs, blessings,
emy |
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