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DADDY TAUGHT ME
Contributed by
robert_edgar_burns
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Saturday, 10th March 2012 @ 09:09:26 PM in AEST
Topic:
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My daddy taught me this here joke
When I was only nine.
And since the day I heard it
Ive told it a thousand times.
He told me of a little boy
Others picked on all the time.
He was victimized by bullies
And other spoiled little rotten slimes.
The little boy saw a bully coming,
Who was the meanest one of all.
He looked like a football player,
And by far was the most tall.
The boy threw his hat onto the road
And squatted down beside.
When the bully was close enough
He reached his little hand right inside.
What have you there? asked the bully.
Why its the worlds greatest fastest bird.
I guess I am the quickest boy,
Listen closely and it can be heard!
I want that bird yelled the bully.
The little boy said you must be quick!
Lift the hat up slowly stick your hand in fast,
Or the bird will play on you a nasty trick.
The bully lifted the hat up,
Then thrust his hand inside so speedily.
He pulled his hand out to find cow patties
Covering his arms down to his knees.
The little boy yelled as he was running,
Giggling the whole time on his way,
He was the fastest bird in the world friend,
Hes done pooped and gone, so crap on you today.
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Re: DADDY TAUGHT ME
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by emystar on
Saturday, 10th March 2012 @ 11:10:30 PM AEST
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funny.
smiles,
#1fan |
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Re: DADDY TAUGHT ME
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by Former_Member on
Tuesday, 13th March 2012 @ 06:19:40 AM AEST
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| ha ha ... thank you for putting a smile on my face! |
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