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Magnet

Contributed by banjosandwitch on Friday, 18th May 2012 @ 08:11:18 AM in AEST
Topic: AngryPoetry



Magnet

I seem to attract the undesirable
They flock to my domain
The freaks and wankers
They come to battle me
They are drawn to my aura
I hate these weirdoes
I battle them far too often
They seem to multiply
Like I fend off several and then new knob heads take their place
Im a freak magnet
This is not the superpower I asked for
I asked for babe magnet
These gimps are driving me insane
Swatting them is my curse, for being so nice
Driving me into reclusion
Isolation from the bell end nation
Im a magnet for the mental

by banjosandwitch 16/05/12





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Re: Magnet (User Rating: 1 )
by Roselina666 on Friday, 18th May 2012 @ 09:05:37 AM AEST
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:) i like that! kinda reminds me of a friend of mine... she is going through some rough stuff... I like it though!


Re: Magnet (User Rating: 1 )
by thehotshotpoet on Friday, 18th May 2012 @ 09:33:37 AM AEST
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kinda fits my life very well,I always seem to draw in the one's I dont want around. thanks for sharing
the hot shot poet


Re: Magnet (User Rating: 1 )
by gypsymaddness on Friday, 18th May 2012 @ 01:28:03 PM AEST
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Heh. Understand your fustration. I seem to not only attract the freaks too, but also the too dominating one's! Just have to try to ignore them, or maybe, if they don't get that, try to cross a street to get away :-) I know it seems a little mean, or rude, but you know they will hurt you, in the end. Don't let it get you down. Try to remember that it's your life. Not there's.


Re: Magnet (User Rating: 1 )
by workinprogress on Friday, 18th May 2012 @ 09:53:25 PM AEST
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Great poem! I can relate, thanks!


Re: Magnet (User Rating: 1 )
by northernlights on Saturday, 19th May 2012 @ 04:31:56 AM AEST
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I'm a magnet for the mental........ you never fail to make me giggle,so maybe what you say is right!! cuz I am drawn to your original outrageously expressive poetry and I definitely have a mad side. So continue to be the flame for us moths x


Re: Magnet (User Rating: 1 )
by Raggie on Saturday, 19th May 2012 @ 06:56:04 AM AEST
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I bet that got some phlegm of your chest banjo:)

Why do I suddenly find myself attracted to you?


Re: Magnet (User Rating: 1 )
by sambonitz on Sunday, 27th May 2012 @ 10:54:22 PM AEST
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this is defiantly interesting, i am British and understand some of the terms you used


Re: Magnet (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Monday, 28th May 2012 @ 12:29:36 AM AEST
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Heeheehee, you said "knob heads".

Yours sincerely,

Mental
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