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He is Religious
Contributed by
Elizabeth_Dandy
on
Sunday, 2nd September 2012 @ 01:22:34 PM in AEST
Topic:
sarcasticpoetry
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He is religious Lord - is so religious,
His works and deeds egregiously prodigious,
He mortifies the flesh, - fasts thrice a week,
On Fridays he eats carrots mixed with leek.
He sleeps upon a pricky heap of hay,
To keep immodest fantasies at bay,
He tithes, anise, dill cumin and mint,
Thus is secure he hardly ever sinned.
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He met the Lord once in the parking lot,
And cried: "I have my prayer book forgot!"
The Lord replied: "the heart thou hast forgot"
Be off, you lout, get lost, I KNOW THEE NOT !.
(C) Elizabeth Dandy
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Elizabeth_Dandy
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2012-09-02 13:22:34]
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Re: He is Religious
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by emystar on
Sunday, 9th September 2012 @ 08:14:51 AM AEST
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Awesome write my dear friend.
Blessings, huggs,
emy
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