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The Cost of Leaving!
Contributed by
northernlights
on
Tuesday, 27th November 2012 @ 05:13:57 PM in AEST
Topic:
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I cannot afford to die!
Its enough to make one weep
With my current elation
Over body donation
Theres always a compost 'eap!
I cannot afford to die
ave you seen the price of a coffin?
The price of a casket
A waste paper basket?
Pound stretcher for me to go offin!
I cannot afford to die
Theres organ ,epitaph and vicar
If Im thrown in the ground
With not a word or a sound
Times money, so lets make it quicker!
I cannot afford to die!
Theres a blimming great ole in me purse
On which straw cart
Can me body depart
Thats not a donkey is it? driving me earse?
I cannot afford ter die!
Therell be a charge at the pearly gate!
With me luck no admission,
For those with no provision!
And no benefits when you die intestate.
I cannot afford to die!
Ill ave to stay on the earth some more.
Cross me off the bloggs!
I aint poppin ma cloggs.
Austerity measures so ard to ignore.
I cannot afford to die!
But livings an expensive wait
If you ave a spare grave
Can you give me a wave
Before I leave this world too late!
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northernlights
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2012-11-27 17:13:57]
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Re: The Cost of Leaving!
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by Former_Member on
Tuesday, 27th November 2012 @ 09:33:11 PM AEST
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| LMAO!!!!!! I love it! The cost of living, the cost of leaving...definitely a catch 22! Gots me 'ead a spinnin'! |
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Re: The Cost of Leaving!
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by flavellm on
Friday, 7th December 2012 @ 03:40:06 PM AEST
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| hahaha superb poem. in the top five I've read on here, im in stitches hahhaa |
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Re: The Cost of Leaving!
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by mchall629 on
Sunday, 9th December 2012 @ 07:37:53 PM AEST
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| Wonderful. Absolutely wonderful. Loved it.. so much I read it a few times over.. Thanks... |
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Re: The Cost of Leaving!
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by spud on
Wednesday, 12th December 2012 @ 03:47:38 AM AEST
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Hi Anna,
I remember seeing a comedy sketch once on
the telly a few years ago, where to enter the
Pearlies you had to first fill in a tax return.
Hilarious! - but you know the old saying .....
MANY A TRUE WORD SPOKEN IN JEST!
Can't afford to live and can't afford to die.
Brilliant, Anna. More humour please, we're
in dire need of it.
Tommy
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Re: The Cost of Leaving!
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by ladyfawn on
Saturday, 5th July 2014 @ 05:29:37 PM AEST
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ha! this is the cutest, most cleverly creative poem,
i adore it! your wit and artistic talent shine here....
hugs n' love nessa |
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