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Adam and Steve
Contributed by
banjosandwitch
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Saturday, 23rd February 2013 @ 05:28:10 AM in AEST
Topic:
Lifepoems
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Adam and Steve
Are you Jesus?
Are you Joseph?
Are you Mary Magdalene?
Are you that Jehovah witness that starting to become a pain?
Is today your day?
If not then step away
Cos youre wrecking whats left of mine
I now know why Adam chose Steve
Cos his woman kept going on and on and on
Until he had had enough and wanted to leave
Cool your jets, step away from that gun
You know you dont want to kill me honey, your just a little tense
Take a load off, sit and relax
Ill just go make a cup of tea for you
Just need to go get some milk be right back, not
Thats the last youll see of me
Nag, nag, nag, thats why Adam chose Steve
If a woman cant be calm and cool
No wonder men want to leave
No wonder they switch to Steve
Reality check ladies please
Stop the nagging and stuff and men wont leave
By banjosandwitch 23/02/13
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Re: Adam and Steve
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by Former_Member on
Sunday, 24th February 2013 @ 02:55:19 AM AEST
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do they leave? were they there to begin with?
at what point did they vanish, can you still see them out there low
if you reach the highest unobstructed view
interesting poem!
peace! |
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Re: Adam and Steve
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by Sagefairy on
Monday, 25th February 2013 @ 12:54:31 AM AEST
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Giggles.... Makes sense. Does that explain Eve and Ermintrude as well? :-D
In any case, this was funny. Wonder if it's true... |
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