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Trucking Santa's new tale
Contributed by
shelby
on
Thursday, 5th December 2013 @ 02:08:06 PM in AEST
Topic:
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Many of you know me
From introductions in the past.
Old Trucking Santa Clause
With my Nut Cracker pals
I still last.
I trucked a million miles,
We covered lots of black ribbon.
Stuck it out in the sunshine
Road it out in the frosts of winter.
This old Santa Clause
With my nutcracker pals
We are now retired
And once a year sit peaceful on the mantel.
This year it is a bit different.
There are two new furry things running round.
I survived my doggy pal Leshay
And Av the big boy cat,
I was ever so patient
When they chewed my nose,bit my hand
And slobbered on my Santa pants.
Michelle she introduced me
And I sadly shook my head
I felt I knew what was coming
And yes indeed it happened allover again!
Cloud sat and watched me
And gave me a lick upon the nose.
He cocked his head and listened
While I played Jingle Bells and sniffed my toes.
That Blotch on the other hand
She wasnt so kind.
She bit me on my head,
On my nose she started to dine.
She grabbed hold on my hand
And started dragging me across the floor.
I have some Santa butt rug burn
Of that you can be for sure!
All the while my nut cracker friends
Were sitting on the mantel.
I kept hearing little giggles,
And laughter load as thunder.
Until..
One laughed so hard he took a grand tumble
Leshay was waiting yes she was
She picked him up by his head
He wasnt laughing then now was he?
Michelle finally thought
It was time for us to take a rest.
Gently she picked my pal and I up
And put us back on the mantel
For our Holiday rest.
I guess I survived another round
But I must say,
I need some soothing cream
To rub my Santa butt rug burn away.
Darn vermits LOL
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shelby
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2013-12-05 14:08:06]
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Re: Trucking Santa's new tale
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by Former_Member on
Thursday, 5th December 2013 @ 09:59:31 PM AEST
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| heeheeeheeheeeheeheeheehee :) |
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Re: Trucking Santa's new tale
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by emystar on
Friday, 6th December 2013 @ 12:29:11 AM AEST
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I'm with Tim this is just too funny.
Luv u girl and happy, blessed holidays to you and yours.
Huggs, smiles,
emy |
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Re: Trucking Santa's new tale
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by RussellReinhardt on
Saturday, 7th December 2013 @ 03:14:24 PM AEST
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Very cool I haven't laughed so much for a long time thanks. Blessing
Greetings
Rus
PS: van I send Santa some Camfercream lol |
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Re: Trucking Santa's new tale
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by ladyfawn on
Friday, 23rd May 2014 @ 07:53:11 PM AEST
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hahaha! Santa butt rug burn oh my god
too funny! this is outrageous fun! most excellent!
woofies, hugs n' love nessa |
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