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You need a CAT!
Contributed by
softerware
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Thursday, 19th December 2013 @ 10:18:58 PM in AEST
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You need a cat! Dont you deny it!
You cant resist! You wanna try it!
Hes ruefully pointing his finger at me; rigidly throwing his challenge to see;
If I will give in. He wont let me pass!
You want a cat! (let go of my ass!)
His eyebrows are knitted; His grips like a vise; His eyes are on fire (and Im thinking twice)
Nose to nose now (I try to act bored..). This is a challengehe wont be ignored!
His yes has a hiss; he changes his ploy;
Im up in the air like a rag doll toy!
You sink you can vin? (If you put me DOWN!)
Hes laughing at me with a menacing frown.
His accent grows deeper: Zo olt man..
Vere haff you hidden ze rocket fuel plan?
(I cant wash the dishes! Im under attack!)
You haf retatifs in Hackensack?
The thought of surrender IS crossing my mind;
But I'll be damned if I'll look so inclined!
His eyes dart away; UGH! I have been tricked!
Hes flaunting his power; my face has been licked!
His voice is a whisper You vill obey!
The warmth of his body is pressing its way;
into my thoughts with visions delicious;
(Im getting ideas that supercede dishes!)
Put me down! (dont you dare!)
He growls and bites
Dont grab me there! (grab a bit to the right!)
This is surrender???
(Perhaps Ill give in..
Your mouth is like velvet, please dont let me win!)
Hes pouting and doe-eyed; You dont vant to play?
Hes lowering me down; Im slipping away
His boil is a simmer. (Im starting to panic!)
(I want a tune-up my darling mechanic!)
Come back here! Dont stop! Dont lose the mood!
(You dont need a shower, icewater, or food!)
I need a cat! I wanna try!
The rocket fuel formulas stamped on my thigh!
(Nevermind Hacken; remember the Sack?
Take me, Im yours..for chrissakes, come back!)
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One hour later, two lay intertwined;
Mutually delivered, sealed, and signed.
The sinks full of dishes and dinner will keep..
Dont you dare touch me
You nut, let me sleep.
Copyright ©
softerware
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Re: You need a CAT!
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by Former_Member on
Friday, 20th December 2013 @ 01:08:50 AM AEST
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| That was great! And somewhat steamy. |
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Re: You need a CAT!
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by speedy on
Friday, 20th December 2013 @ 09:27:34 PM AEST
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Interesting point of view.
Good write.
Hannah B |
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Re: You need a CAT!
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by Former_Member on
Friday, 17th January 2014 @ 03:36:37 AM AEST
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Clever and humourous. I like your style.
I think I'll try the 'you need a cat' routine on my wife, but I'm not expecting the same result. |
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Re: You need a CAT!
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by reprobate on
Monday, 26th May 2014 @ 02:03:46 AM AEST
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A great tribute to love. And yes, a bit steamy.
I certainly can sympathize having been with the cat person, once.
Thankfully, I think, my wife could not have ever picked me up. She was only 110 to my 210 and half a foot larger than her! ;-)
We ended up with just my dog, though. Such claims as too many mouths to fees were proved erroneous...we ended with kids. Real human type children. Argh...
Loved this!
Thank you ever so much for sharing... |
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