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Diet
Contributed by
banjosandwitch
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Tuesday, 7th January 2014 @ 07:26:10 AM in AEST
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Diet
I'm on my New Year diet
Cutting out all riches
Saying no to extravagance
New Year, new me
Banging body this year, I'll have
Not really you see
Just ran out of Christmas food
Don't get paid for weeks
Nothing in the cupboards
Make do and improvise
Pretend you're on a diet
Fool yourself and your tummy
You're doing yourself a favour
Swapping pork pies for Quavers
Who do you think you're fooling?
Diet my ass
by banjosandwitch 07/01/14
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Re: Diet
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by JackM on
Tuesday, 7th January 2014 @ 08:24:54 AM AEST
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| My most successful dieting efforts have resulted from having an overdrawn bank account. |
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Re: Diet
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by RussellReinhardt on
Tuesday, 7th January 2014 @ 11:56:01 AM AEST
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LoL good one
Greetings
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