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Palpatine The Emperor
Contributed by
randyjohnson
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Sunday, 7th June 2015 @ 07:00:02 AM in AEST
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I'm the Emperor and my face looks like a prune.
I have dark circles around my eyes which also makes me look like a raccoon.
My name is Palpatine but I'm also known as Darth Sidious.
Everybody pukes when they see me because I look hideous.
I was able to trick Anakin Skywalker into turning to the dark side.
I actually convinced him that I had the power to save his bride.
I can't believe that I was able to turn him into a Sith Lord as easily as I did.
He actually believed that he could save Padme by killing Separatists and kids.
I thought that my new Death Star was safe from the rebels, I thought that I had won.
But Darth Vader dropped me into the main reactor of the Death Star to save his son.
Luke Skywalker removed Lord Vader's mask and he became Anakin Skywalker again.
I still can't believe that those damn Ewoks were the reason why my Empire didn't win.
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Re: Palpatine The Emperor
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by speedy on
Sunday, 7th June 2015 @ 04:29:44 PM AEST
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I'm not much into Star Wars, but this gave me a chuckle.
Great write.
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