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Assault and Battery

Contributed by randyjohnson on Friday, 11th March 2016 @ 03:00:21 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

RandyJohnson, PLEASE: To help keep this site INTERACTIVE, please read and comment on at least 3 poems by our other authors for each one you submit. Please use some of that online time supporting our other authors instead of posting poems. Thank you.
YOUR POETRY DOT COM reserves the right to reject any poem for any or no given reason
It will do you no good to beg or use flattery.
I//'//m pressing charges, you//'//re going to jail for assault and battery.
First, you pelted me with rotten eggs.
Then you kicked me between my legs.
When you kicked me in the crotch, I fell down and you decided to pants me.
People saw that I wear Mickey Mouse underwear and they laughed at me.
You//'//re begging me not to press charges because your poor old mother is having surgery.
I happen to know that she//'//s only getting a fanny tuck, don//'//t try to lay that crap on me.
You broke the law and you humiliated me.
You will be going to jail for assault and battery.

Copyright © randyjohnson ... [ 2016-03-11 15:00:21]
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