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The short list
Contributed by
softerware
on
Sunday, 29th May 2016 @ 01:02:32 AM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
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I love the smell of summer grass;
Unless I have to mow it.
Im glad to spend all day at rhyme;
As long as Im the poet.
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Goosebumps make me lumpy;
Hiccups keep me hocking!
Toenails dont do anything;
But poke holes in my stockings!
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Both surgeons and mechanics;
Keep our motors humming;
But surgeons have to tune us up;
While the engines running.
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Kids and water are a match;
To separate, add soap.
All those pretty bubbles;
Are from the soap, we hope!
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Thank goodness for umbrellas;
That keep us dry for hours;
So we can hurry safely home;
And jump into the shower.
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I dont know why my eyes close;
Every time I sneeze;
I dont know where my lap goes;
When I put down my knees.
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What you dont know wont hurt you;
Though many will insist;
Until you meet a rattlesnake;
Ignorance is bliss.
Copyright ©
softerware
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2016-05-29 01:02:32]
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Re: The short list
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by Ravisada on
Sunday, 29th May 2016 @ 06:55:45 AM AEST
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| Interesting write. Enjoyed reading it |
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Re: The short list
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by Invierno on
Tuesday, 31st May 2016 @ 11:52:54 PM AEST
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so very very clever....and correct!
I really like the snappy flow.
Invierno |
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