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Fear not the Infallible Machines!
Contributed by
softerware
on
Tuesday, 6th September 2016 @ 08:20:27 PM in AEST
Topic:
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Took my work home, silly me; old computer, new CD
Put it in the little track; but my Mac wont give it back!
Called a tech with lots of clout; still it wouldnt spit it out!
Diagnosis? Ill be damned; the fool-proof mechanisms jammed.
Guess they built a better fool. Ill need a tech with special tools!
And since my begging wont attract it, I must pay them to extract it!
PCs may have viruses, But Macs it seem desire us;
To realize they are just machines, who long to join the PC scene!
Laying wait, ignoring me, till three days out of warranty!
It finally occurred to me, machines have no longevity!
Ten years old and obsolete! Lets thank our lucky stars my sweets;
That humans, though besieged with strife; keep their warranty for life!
Copyright ©
softerware
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2016-09-06 20:20:27]
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Re: Fear not the Infallible Machines!
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by Tiny_Tina on
Wednesday, 7th September 2016 @ 02:22:26 AM AEST
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You/'/re very talented. I like this.
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Re: Fear not the Infallible Machines!
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by Former_Member on
Friday, 9th September 2016 @ 01:56:56 AM AEST
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What? I have a warranty? Well, heck, where/'/s my service center?
Absolutely enjoyable poem. You write with such ease.
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Re: Fear not the Infallible Machines!
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by duff on
Monday, 2nd January 2017 @ 05:24:26 PM AEST
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This brought a smile! Its fast and clever. Funny is hard to pull off and I say well done! Job well done indeed
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