|
 Menu
|
|
|
|
|
Social
|
|
|
|
|
The First Day Of Christmas --a parody.
Contributed by
pooper
on
Sunday, 4th December 2016 @ 10:56:36 AM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
|
/On the first day considering fitness
the health club said to me
Please take a Pamphlet they/'/re Free
On the second day considering fitness
the health club said to me
Two athletic purple gloves
One spa for you to use
and...please take a pamphlet they/'/re free
On the third day considering fitness
the health club said to me
Three bench presses
One spa for you to use
Two athletic purple gloves
And...please take a pamphlet they/'/re free
On the fourth day considering fitness
the health club said to me
Four payments yearly
One spa for you to use
Two athletic purple gloves
Three bench presses
and...please take a pamphlet they/'/re free
On the fifth day considering fitness
the health club said to me
Five first visits are free
one spa for you to use
Two athletic purple gloves
Three bench presses
Four payments yearly
and...please take a pamphlet they/'/re free
On the sixth day considering fitness
the health club said to me
Six pools to play in
One spa for you to use
Two athletic purple gloves
Three bench presses
Four payments yearly
Five first visits are free
and...please take a pamphlet they/'/re free
On the seventh day considering fitness
the health club said to me
Seven days we/'/re open
One spa for you to use
Two athletic purple gloves
Three bench presses
Four payments yearly
Five first visits are free
Six pools to play in
and...please take a pamphlet they/'/re free
On the eighth day considering fitness
the heath club said to me
Eight trainers available
One spa for you to use
Two athletic purple gloves
Three bench presses
Four payments yearly
Five first visits are free
Six pools to play in
Seven days we/'/re open
and...please take a pamphlet they/'/re free
On the Ninth day considering fitness
the health club said to me
Nine partners for fencing
One spa for you to use
Two athletic purple gloves
Three bench presses
Four payments yearly
Five first visits are free
Six pools to play in
Seven days we/'/re open
Eight trainers available
and ..please take a pamphlet they/'/re free
On the tenth day considering fitness
the health club said to me
Ten swords for fencing
One spa for you to use
Two athletic purple gloves
Three bench presses
Four payments yearly
Five first visits are free
Six pools to play in
Seven days we/'/re open
Eight trainers available
Nine fencing partners.
and ..please take a pamphlet they/'/re free
On the eleventh day considering fitness
The health club said to me
Eleven tracks for training
One spa for you to use
Two athletic purple gloves
Three bench presses
Four payments yearly
Five first visits are free
Six pools to play in
Seven days we/'/re open
Eight trainers available
Nine fencing partners.
Ten swords for fencing
and ..please take a pamphlet they/'/re free
On the twelfth day considering fitness
The health club said to me
Twelve months a-aching
One spa for you to use
Two athletic purple gloves
Three bench presses
Four payments yearly
Five first visits are free
Six pools to play in
Seven days we/'/re open
Eight trainers available
Nine fencing partners.
Ten swords for fencing
Eleven tracks for training
and ..please take a pamphlet they/'/re free>/
[]D () () []D E R
Copyright ©
pooper
... [
2016-12-04 10:56:36]
(Date/Time posted on
site)
Advertisments:
|
|
|
|
|
|
Sorry, comments are no longer allowed for anonymous, please register for a free membership to access this feature and more
|
|
All comments are owned by the poster. Your Poetry
Dot Com is not responsible for the content of any
comment.
That said, if you find an offensive comment, please
contact via the FeedBack Form with details, including poem title
etc.
|
|
|
Re: The First Day Of Christmas --a parody.
(User Rating: 1 )
by JamesStockdale on
Sunday, 4th December 2016 @ 05:05:27 PM AEST
(User
Info | Send
a Message)
|
Lol!
This was great. I really enjoyed it!
James |
|
|
Re: The First Day Of Christmas --a parody.
(User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on
Friday, 9th December 2016 @ 05:06:23 AM AEST
(User
Info | Send
a Message)
|
just wish all that exercise could keep the lights
on all over the city
but the pamphlets - we got to keep
the pamphlet workers /
I love all the pamphlet workers
They/'/re great!
Peace! |
|
|
|
· 
Poetry
Community
Members
Areas
Reference
Search
Top
Others
