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Damn Christmas Bills
Contributed by
Randyjohnson
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Sunday, 17th December 2017 @ 06:52:50 PM in AEST
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My wife makes me put up 3000 Christmas lights at our place.
We have the only house that can be seen from outer space.
When I get my electic bill, I always cuss and holler.
Those damn lights cost me over five hundred dollars.
My wife calls her relatives and they are all long-distance calls.
She doesn/'/t phone just one or two relatives, She phones them all.
My wife sends expensive gifts to her relatives.
I/'/d like to shoot the person who said it/'/s better to give.
My mother-in-law will get a Rolex watch.
But all that i/'/ll get is a damn pair of socks.
I have to spend a lot of money at Christmas, it/'/s pitiful how much I lose.
If you don/'/t have to spend money at Christmas, I want to be in your shoes.
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Re: Damn Christmas Bills
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by JamesStockdale on
Monday, 18th December 2017 @ 10:10:05 AM AEST
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Too funny and true!
It/'/s going to be a slim Xmas here.
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Re: Damn Christmas Bills
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by softerware on
Thursday, 21st December 2017 @ 12:38:48 PM AEST
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Randy! This is hysterical. You have touched on all the things most of us dislike about the holiday!
It rings so true that it had me on the floor!
Well done!
softerware
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