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Feuding Neighbors
Contributed by
randyjohnson
on
Saturday, 3rd February 2018 @ 05:12:10 PM in AEST
Topic:
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I have a neighbor who is obnoxious and rude.
For the last 10 years, we/'/ve been having a feud.
When he blew his leaves in my yard with his leaf blower,
I put third degree burns on his butt with a flamethrower.
That punk decided to take a dump in my back yard.
Now he has false teeth because I hit him so hard.
When I was mowing my lawn, he made his Dobermans attack.
I put sugar in his truck/'/s gas tank because I blew my stack.
People tell me to try to get along with my neighbor.
But I want to cut his head off with a lightsaber.
He says that I started the feud but he is wrong.
If we live to be 200, he and I will never get along.
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randyjohnson
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2018-02-03 17:12:10]
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Re: Feuding Neighbors
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by softerware on
Saturday, 3rd February 2018 @ 05:23:38 PM AEST
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This dandy little history hides a wonderful truth in every see-saw stanza! While we can laugh at these antics, we are also reminded of the futility of vengeance and the uselessness of trying to change others.
I sure enjoyed the back and forth, across the net style of your write. If you are keeping score, the winners in this match are the fortunate readers!
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Re: Feuding Neighbors
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by unknown_utopia on
Sunday, 4th February 2018 @ 04:11:42 AM AEST
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ha ha ha good story
damn neighbors.... |
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Re: Feuding Neighbors
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by JamesStockdale on
Sunday, 4th February 2018 @ 12:32:17 PM AEST
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Nothing better than a love affair with your neighbor.... lol
Great write! |
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