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Gordon Ramsay Visits Mel's Diner
Contributed by
randyjohnson
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Thursday, 15th February 2018 @ 03:15:46 PM in AEST
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Gordon Ramsay decided to pay a visit to Mel/'/s Diner.
When he criticized Mel/'/s food, Mel gave him a shiner.
Now Mel wears an eyepatch because Ramsay jabbed him in the eye with a fork.
He hated Mel/'/s beef and had to have his stomach pumped when he ate Mel/'/s pork.
Ramsay didn/'/t like the waitresses so he told Mel that they had to go.
After years of faithful service, Mel fired Alice, Vera and Flo.
Flo was so angry that she was chomping at the bit.
She told Mel and Gordon Ramsay to kiss her grits.
Ramsay finally had to give up on Mel because his food is so terrible.
Ramsay/'/s job is to help restaurants but he can/'/t perform miracles.
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Re: Gordon Ramsay Visits Mel's Diner
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by emystar on
Sunday, 18th February 2018 @ 04:39:09 AM AEST
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Very funny creative write
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Re: Gordon Ramsay Visits Mel's Diner
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by Former_Member on
Monday, 19th February 2018 @ 04:05:19 AM AEST
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they live in Mel/'/s Diner, most the day
they spend there.
Why did they place it there in that Arizona town
where Alice/'/s car broke down?
Answer me that, Gordon Ramsey...
You know there/'/s a bit more about life
than Creme fraiche
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