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George Jefferson Got His Butt Kicked
Contributed by
randyjohnson
on
Tuesday, 20th February 2018 @ 12:48:52 PM in AEST
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When everything was said and done,
Tom Willis kicked the crap out of George Jefferson.
George continuously called Tom/'/s son a zebra and Tom was fed up with it.
George was rushed to the hospital after Tom Willis snapped and had a fit.
He kicked George/'/s butt and made him eat the floor.
George decided not to call Tom/'/s son a zebra anymore.
George had Tom thrown in jail for assault and battery shortly after the fight.
Now the prison guards are calling Tom a zebra because he/'/s wearing stripes.
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Re: George Jefferson Got His Butt Kicked
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by Former_Member on
Sunday, 25th February 2018 @ 09:16:16 AM AEST
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Sir Randy,
when I read the title,
I knew it was yours.
As if a TV transmitted
a tiny play, you see
we washed all these
clothes, and one
day we knew
one day, we/'/d
be moving on up
to the Upper East Side,
ah, in the breeze,
New Amsterdam,
prior to that inhabited
by the Algonquian
peoples who
demanded that
their leather garments
be dried and cleanly
pressed, stretched
out by string between
elongated poles
dug into the Earth,
so as to be
tanned,
yes, tanned,
in the utmost
proper way,
And so it
came to be
done
By the one and
only George
Jefferson/'/s
stone.
One deer at
a time, Louise,
Weezie, he would
say, Archie
Bunker was
the real spinoff
And the true
American Algonquin
that lived where
sheets of ice
dug deep into the
land, some distant
glacier that sat
high up in a tall
building, high
above Manhatton
proper now,
was not discovered
or claimed by
the Dutch people
at all.
The sitcom
seemed to them,
their mouths agape
very much Japanese.
Pijig
Nij
Niswi
New
Peace!
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Re: George Jefferson Got His Butt Kicked
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by Former_Member on
Sunday, 25th February 2018 @ 09:36:24 AM AEST
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Algonquin for words meaning:
Pijig - one
Nij - two
Niswi - three
New - four
this distant passing
unrecorded,
A crashing through
anytime, eduring
A knocking from
feathered creatures
hearing this sound
pounding upon
hardened bark
long tall trees
Oh, so many
long tall trees
standing
And we walk
and dance
and sing
upon their
roots, and
above us,
all the sky
light/'/s up
the darkness
of night,
a higher
shadow
upon
the uneven
paradise
- run rabbit
run, oh the
wily red fox
someday he
will be a great
comedic force.
Peace!
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Re: George Jefferson Got His Butt Kicked
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by emystar on
Friday, 2nd March 2018 @ 08:26:46 AM AEST
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funny
Luv it
emy |
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Re: George Jefferson Got His Butt Kicked
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by Durango on
Thursday, 15th March 2018 @ 04:56:26 AM AEST
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| Excellent finish to an accurate & active recalling of a great social conscience sitcom. I got a laugh from it. |
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