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Murphy's Law
Contributed by
Durango
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Monday, 26th March 2018 @ 05:19:11 PM in AEST
Topic:
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I paid it off,
Then the warranty expired;
I finished running the marathon
But ran the wrong route required.
The box said this side up, keep dry,
But the contents were upside down and wet;
My toast fell out of my hands
Landing buttered side downon the carpet!
Hey, I won the lottery!
My ticket was safe in my house that burned down;
I threw the ball on the opponents one-yard line,
But it was intercepted, couldve had a touchdown.
I calculated four possible problems that could happen,
Then, working on the solution, a fifth problem developed;
I almost got the little ball to roll in the hole,
Then my elbow got bumped.
Today just cant get any better!
So, I guess tomorrow will suck?
My car rear ended a loaded hearse,
No injuries but the dead guy was still out of luck.
That turned out okay,
Till I was sued by the dead guys estate, schmuck!
If it can go wrong it will go wrong if given the chance,
Possibilities, probabilities and never-ending circumstance.
Copyright ©
Durango
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Re: Murphy's Law
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by JamesStockdale on
Tuesday, 27th March 2018 @ 02:17:30 AM AEST
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Sounds like the fiascos that find me....
lol.... Just one of those days! Great write! |
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Re: Murphy's Law
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by emystar on
Wednesday, 28th March 2018 @ 09:51:15 AM AEST
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| Very creative writing. |
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Re: Murphy's Law
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by Sagefairy on
Wednesday, 4th April 2018 @ 04:55:09 AM AEST
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| And it’s just Murphy’s luck to get the blame - hehe. Good poetic list of things that can go wrong. Any day Murph can be avoided is a good day! Blessings. |
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